The Play By Maxwell and Me :)

Baby Dumping

Officer: Maxwell Lim Hong Wei you are accuse from baby dumping.

Maxwell: Since when that’s my baby? It doesn’t even look like me.

Officer: Then what are you doing here. You don’t even look shocked when you saw the

dead body.

Maxwell: Well I’ve seen a lot of dead babies around Malaysia. This is not the first time

hahaha.

Officer: Are you stupid or what? How often do you find a dead baby on the streets.

Maxwell: Welcome to Malaysia!

Office: Enough of this nonsense, I don’t want to hear your crap.

Maxwell: Ok ok fine, I’ll tell you who it is. Let me just say it wasn’t my fault.

Officer: Then who’s fault was it?

Maxwell: It was my wife, she didn’t want me to wear protection.

Officer: So now it’s your wife fault? By the way how old is she?

Maxwell: How is that important?

Officer: Just tell and I might let you go.

Maxwell: Are you suggesting that I bribe you?

Officer: Just tell me how old is she.

Maxwell: Ok fine she’s not my wife. I’m too young and unstable to get married.

Officer: Then who is she?

Maxwell: Just another girl I met in a bar during Valentine’s Day.

Officer: You’re avoiding the real question. How old is she?

Maxwell: About 16.

Officer: That’s it you’re underarrest for statutary rape.

Maxwell: But it was Valentine’s Day. It is not easy to resist!

Moral for this story: DO IT AFTER 18 AND DUN DUMB BABIES!!!!! IT IS ONE OF THE COMMON CASE IN MALAYSIA..... POOR BABIES :(